Dungeons and Dragons: Piercer

The Piercer

From Dungeons and Dragons: Monster Manual I, the Piercer was a cruel joke to the collection of creatures.   It was a Dungeon Master’s evil ploy to reign unholy terror by impaling an unsuspected adventurer below.

“… these monsters are indistinguishable from stalactites found on cave roofs.”

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Dungeons and Dragons: Bulette

The Bulette (or Landshark)

From Dungeons and Dragons: Monster Manual I, the Bulette was a magical hybrid born from a mad wizard’s dream.  As a DM, I rarely used the landshark.  It was a novelty creature making rare appearances.   Calling a break to the action while a dorsal fin sticks out the earth like a B-movie just wasn’t in my script.

“… cross breeding of a snapping turtle and armadillo with infusions of demons’ ichor … feeding on horses, men, and most other flesh,”

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